What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 01:48

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Diamonds Are Forever
Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
Live and Let Die
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
How did you as a human being change while growing up?
Moonraker
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
Why does Filipino culture dictate that parents should be treated as gods?
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
A View to a Kill